John Kerr - Morning Aftermath (Hangover Song)
Alarm is buzzing and there’s nowhere I can hide…
It’s hard, I’m struggling to open up my eyes…
Steady cerebral throbbing got me feeling so confused,
Not ready to deal with all of it so I’m reaching for the snooze.
Memory missin’ images, afflicted, strictly timid,
Time for reverence and remembrance — only 15 minutes…
The only thing sure to me is uncertainty; wish snooze could be eternity,
Swear I’ll never drink again, just stick to burning trees…
Say it every morning, every weekend,
Smoke a bit of weed and I’m ready for the evening.
15 minutes is up; clock starts screaming,
Time to snap back to reality; no all-star dreaming.
Stomach growing heavy, I am light-headed,
Mind coming up blank as to how my night ended
Last night is done and over, nothing more, cant have it back,
Now your left hungover dealing with that morning aftermath…
My phone helps me recollect on my wreck of a night,
Regret texts sent to girls I aint met in my life,
Oh my, im truly foolish if I said that,
No reply from you although bbm says you read it…
Last night is done and over, nothing more, cant have it back,
Now your left hungover dealing with that morning aftermath…
Now I’m naked, waking up wasted, with girl I do not know, though im sure we qot aquainted…
Aw man, That was not the plan,
Now I’m waking up drunk just to drink again…
Wake up late, feeling bad,
Wish I felt as good as when I went to bed,
Was a Champion in the evening now I cant believe im breathing,
Seems I mighta crossed the line, my limit I exceeded,
Its me though, so ill do it all again, cause with my crew of friends
You know the boozin’ never ends,
It is 2 in the morning and the bars are all closing,
It just means the pre is over for the party we are hostin…
I pick a pizza up, a hot-and ready,
Looking for a girl not offended by the scent of what im getting’…
I See a stunner kickin’ in a summer dress,
Laid-back and laughin at my drunken stumbling steps,
I approach her, tell her I got a house around the corner
girl I’d like to get to know ya,
And Depending on your preferences
We can get less sober…
And warm things up
as the night is getting colder…