[Eminem - Intro] Ayo, I know it’s been a minute But were back!!! It’s the return of the Dozen Muthaf-ckers Lets goooo [Hook - Eminem] Fame, fame, fame I think it’s got me going crazy, ooo-ooooh I getting lost in this game, game, game I’m getting tired of all you naysayers, ooo-ooooh Keep speakin’ my name, name, name And you’ll have reason to hate me Yeaaaah Its like you dont want me to win So this time i’m going in [Verse 1] This the life of a rah Jager-meister and vodka Hopping off at the club’s balcony into the crowd surfing And when they drop me, I’m randomly socking fans During my interviews, hocky masks, left the journalists on her ass I’m high off Speed, driving my car at high speed Pocket full of weed while lesbians swollow E In the studio ignant, my engineer gon’ call police I feel asleep on the sound board, aint did a song for weeks And it’s ? all up in my head, giving thanks for grateful dead Bussing in the air with 30 bitches up in my bed I’m kickin’ em out naked, and its December N-ggas ask me why I did it, but f-ck it I can’t remember [Hook - Eminem] [Verse 2] Them boys are wildin’ Drinkin’, cussin’ and hyper smilin’ Been ridin’ for days, tour bus look like Rikers Island Henny, Jack Daniels, spray painting a die hard fan Little cocker spaniel, fresh outta the damn zoo Man you, better be concious I’m backstage living it up With a couple of sluts feeling nauseous, drinking It’s been a couple of days since I’ve slept My dick is sore from f-cking, when I bust there’s nothing left Just Dozen, back on the stage Give me my microphone Scrapping with the audience while we perform hyper songs Our label presented us with a plaque Brought it on stage, and bash it to pieces with aluminum bats, thanks! Now which one of you bitches down for the cause Yeah I said my dick is sore but I aint say shit about my balls Last call, then we off to the next city Whatever I didn’t drink on my rider, bag it up and take the rest with me [Hook] [Eminem] Yeah this game has got me going crazy F-ck it I am crazy Whats new, what kind of f-cking glue you think I’d be if I was glue We lost Proof, he was our groups glue but where was you when we were fallin’ apart? You were shittin on us too But no one but us knew we were beefing cause thats what happens When you beef with crew, it stays in your crew Cause its just crew, but were back now Yeah we took our time but we punched through Only thing were in a hurry for now is to rush you And we back to say shit you dont got the guts or the nuts too Pussy, go pick your pussy leaves off your cunt tree, f-ck you Atchooo, bless you I’m allergic to pussy, sluts too Yeah you think you’re the shit till we flush you Have some bullshit to readjust to Now theres just a few of us left but it’d be unjust to rob us our just dues So Rest In Peace to Bugz and Proof, this ones for you homies we love you But we can’t stop now we’d have too much of our blood drew from this fame [Hook]
put it on my wee wee banana, strawberry, pineapple, orange (x4)
got a dick as big as a banana i try to control it, but i can't it's too tough, it's like an (?) banana you better watch out, hannah montana man, what's the matter, have you no manners? no, you know the girl from juno's address? yeah, i'ma probably go to jail for that now i got the cops on my tail for that run up on your car with a stale banana in your tail pipe, can't believe you fell for that coulda been a molotov for that wait a minute, man, what the hell was that? i heard a noise, where you goin'? what are you, bananas? you can't go back there, stupid ass i just seen a woman in a freddy kruger mask who the fuck are you, superman? all you have is a little stupid can of whipped cream what the hell you gonna do with that? i'ma put it on my wee wee ooh, good answer super bonanza extravaganza man, go ahead, what you waitin' for? you better get them clothes off, baby boy come on, let's go, we're gonna make a porn ready, set, go. hit play, record
put it on my wee wee banana, strawberry, pineapple, orange (x4)
are you ready? you better hold the camera steady she's probably back there with a damn machete she's probably gonna eat you like canned spaghetti she's probably gonna kill ya, still wanna check, see? have a little quick look? go on, (?) she's probably six foot tall like big foot the hell with that, we probably should run don't dare look back we probably, probably, probably there probably was a problem at the post office or something but you probably didn't know that, did ya? now what ya gonna do when she gets ya? i ain't goin' with ya, forget ya quit tryna hold my hand, mista' pretend she's your little sista', little sista' (?) might as well take the whipped cream with ya and when you see her, make sure you get a picture we could try to make another blair witch-a movie a beastiality porno with smoothies
put it on my wee wee banana, strawberry, pineapple, orange (x4)
it's eerie, but here comes zack and mary(?) beauty and the beast, his back is hairy but she don't care, they're attractive, very very sexually active, very no, zack, don't go back in there it's too late now, she's grabbin' hair he screams, "bloody mary!", grabs a mirror but stop just ain't in her vocabular "get off me, please. get off me, stop." (?) at a coffee shop they go non-stop she says, "go" he says, "no" she says, "oh" back and forth, they scream and shout yeah, boy, let them demons out it's the kind of nightmare you dream about uh-oh, now the whipped cream is out i get sick thoughts, sick, sick, thoughts things you could do with your lipstick gloss(?) put it on my dick 'til the tip looks orange bitch, keep going! bitch, keep going!
put it on my wee wee banana, strawberry, pineapple, orange (x4)
Ryan’s a homicidal misfit I write the solution to biophysics On the side of a cliff in some hieroglyphics This my admission to having violent psychotic Quick devour polish it, politics By the way I’m higher than the Eiffel Tower tip I like writin’, but I will stick this pencil in your ass before I bite your shit Pause, inhalin’ hella kush Us and Yelawolf like a heavy foot gas pedal push Felons, crooks, goin’ door-to-door like we sellin’ books Dolly Parton style, melons mushed Now my bitch a dancer, I’m ’bout as sick as cancer If you could swallow my style, you’d prob’ly rip your pants off If you could bottle my style and sell it to somebody It prob’ly’ll smell like cologne made out of bits of panther They call me Anchorman, I hold down the ship Leave you niggas floatin’ in water, then go and drown a fish Fuck, I’m fuckin’ heinous, I make you fuckin’ famous Them lead showers is comin’, fuck is you sayin’?
(Eminem)
Fuck, it’s fuckin’ rainin’! Shit, there’s lightning! Bitch, it’s thunderin’, ’cause I’m hustlin’ up a storm if you wonderin’ Shit (Shit), you couldn’t muster up enough thought To take a dump during a brain fart, jump if you want Urine in your face, all you had to do was say That you wish you would’ve just stayed pissed off in the first place We came to monopolize the game, Illuminati is here Yeah, human oddities, at odds with us, your squad’s gotta be ‘Cause we started out cold in a snowball, we froze Soon as we rolled up on these hoes, all’s we know Is y’all lowered like bar like limbo, you know who you are So quit fuckin’ the dog ‘fore we start callin’ you bizarre Shit, screw the pooch? Y’all done raped a pit bull Fell in love with the shih-tzu, this missile’s directed directly at you And this for these hoes who don’t know me from a can of paint You must be huffin’, fuck a ballsack, if the taints cain’t Take you on a date, you mistake me for a gentleman You 2000 and late, man, and Will I ain’t, I’m the bad guy Type of guy that’ll drag five girls up on stage Pour ice in their pants, and the first one who pees gets a black eye
(Eminem)
Must be outta your mind, you think you fuckin’ with us Suck on these nuts, bitch, hang it up, this game is over
(Joell Ortiz)
Puffin’ loosies, watchin’ I Love Lucy with Gary Busey (Crazy!) How the fuck could you son me? (I’m Shady!) Will there ever come a day when they could slay me? I don’t know, fifth month, black and yellow insect, maybe ‘Til then I kill the bad man tryna slay me Everything you kick weak, your spit kung fugazi (Hi-ya!) All my homeboys, 2.0 Boys Nickle, I just picked up a Phantom, look how it rolls, Royce! Even if I wanted to quit, I ain’t got no choice Verses keep comin’, I should invoice my own voice You should see the kind of asses that my pole hoist Hoes be like diamonds in your chain, man, so moist Bang bang, bang bang, House Gang, chainsaw Here to kill you pussies, don’t ask what we came for I write ’til my right arm veins sore Forearm feel like Thor’s arm in a gang war You hear that (YAOWA), you know who finna file out Definitively finish you, my fist stick out that eyeball Piranha mentality wit’ a Jaws bite all night Comin’ up, never saw light, but never lost sight
(Joe Budden)
Jets and movers, cesspoolers, meth abusers You step to us, text Rugers to respect the shooters My men think in sync, roll with the best crew Move to the beat of the same drum without Lex Luger Welcome to Nayhood, big in the ‘jects, G Cheated death multiple times without riggin’ the deck So I’m well-prepped if you just want war There’ll be blood everywhere, you be layin’ on the Louboutin floor It’s raw, you keepin’ actin’ like you don’t know Mouse, nigga And you gon’ need the best doctors, House, nigga Guard your jewels and avoid large tools ‘Cause after I spill you at the light, you be in a car pool Keep your distance from idiots, ’cause the truth told They food for thought’s rotten, they gems are fool’s gold Need results from my actions, mistakes I’ll exonerate I’m Martin King starin’ at a picture of Obama’s face Talkin’ funds, niggas ain’t never seen stock I don’t need the key to the game, I pick a mean lock
Must be outta your mind, you think you fuckin’ with us Suck on these nuts, bitch, hang it up, this game is over
(Crooked I)
Takeoff You invited inside of the mind of a psychotic rhymer I’m kind of a (Dahmer!), I’m grindin’ up rappers I’m linin’ up jackers, I’m climbin’ up ladders I buy enough clappers to retire you factors, fire at drama You liars and actors, I’m the genuine article But read me wrong, get my gun and split you to particles (The gold hand) Tell me when and I’m there Not only heir to the throne, but my chair is suspended in air Stay fly like a limited fare You got us pegged wrong, my circle don’t fit in with squares I smell shit and piss, know where it’s comin’ from You stepped on number two just to be number one Now I’ma step on you, bring it to yo’ yard Bogart for arts, we go hard You frauds just blow hard like broads, I coast guard the west I’m Mozart, I compose dark shit with no heart
(Yelawolf)
I got no Jim Beam in the liver Gettin’ head like clean clippers, wit’ haters on my dick like a jeans zipper When I throw up 16s like I drink liqour You think you seen sick? Well, bitch, you ain’t seen sicker Then I’ll crack, and then I’ll hop around in a hospital gown Poppin’ the trunk, my pumper stay cockin’ the round I shit logs and I piss river brown ‘Cause I drink creek water and spit the river Nile And that’s as close as I get to a pyramid Shit, they think I’m Illuminati, so fuckin’ ignorant Sick with a grin, here with this pen, so innocent But when you win, they say you a sin, but in the end They jump on the bandwagon and dance to the band playin’ Skinny-ass pants saggin’, it’s only yourself you playin’ Call me a clown, but you love where the clown’s hangin’ And the freakshow’s at the county carnival, then you payin’ Bitch, I’m on a trapeze with no legs in the dark Yellin’ “Go Shady!” Drivin’ slower than an old lady In an old ’89, no piece if you pay me Gimme peace sign on my grill, no Mercedes I’m gettin’ paid for these shows that I throw lately Same shows a year ago woulda broken most of you crazies They call me crazy ’cause I made it Bitch, you crazy ’cause you quit, look at my clique lately You ain’t fuckin’ wit’ Budden, you ain’t got no choice with Royce You don’t wanna see the Crooked I, well, listen to Ortiz voice That dirt road hit the 8 Mile, the Point-Oh Boys And if Marshall want me to clap, then, homie, I deploy Game over
(Eminem)
(Yo, I don’t think they heard you, tell ‘em again)
Intro: Uh no, what is happening to my brain, I can't believe this is happening again.
Verse 1: Lava out my lips I flips, wait I think I have a cramp I'm trying to shove the lava lamp up my father's ass I think I'm out of gas man, I need another mask I'd ask my mother but I think she's laughing at the plant A half a gram of Graham Crackers and some bandy camps I think I'll eat some ambience like the candy yams Cut a couple cadavers up and have a snack Abracadabra mother fucker, look who's fucking back Just like a pendulum, Satan's pentagram swings I accidently dented it and bent the damn thing Shit I think I might of did it when I was dancing While I was chopping one of my legs of when I pulled a hamstring First I re-up then I relapse, go to rehab Then I Detox after I see doc then I'll be back With the sequel, repeat the cycle 'Cause I react like the Seahawk when I see Nyquil.
Hook: Uh no Here we go again I don't know When its going to end Uh whoa Where did it begin So long ago May be way back when Uh no.
Verse 2: And to the well baby Jessica fell She may have wetted herself Quit playing get her some help Mary Kayler Turner was sending me letters from jail Everyday in journal saying how she wanted to smother me in lettuce and milk
I'm the medicine man, my medical marijuana Was prescribed by a doctor, shove the entire fighter up her Perez Hilton's ass, shit I almost forgot that He's always shoving something up his ass, so why not that And fuck it, while I'm venting let's shove a vending machine Up his rear end when he's bending over pretending that he Didn't say anything that would be offending to me Stick his head in a blender, begin blending and gee Where should I put the pink sissy with the fluffy hair Put him under the stairs, people are already under there Hmm, I wonder where, wait I think the cupboard's bare Stuff him up in the Tupperware and shove him up in there.
Hook: Uh no Here we go again I don't know When its going to end Uh whoa Where did it begin So long ago May be way back then Uh no.
Verse 3: Vicodin's like a nitrogen hydrogen vitamin I bite into five and then I get high as a kite again I like it when I get in my zone on the mic again Who am I kidding', I couldn't quit this shit if my life depends I relapsed twice after I came outta Brighton then Yeah rehab's nice, I have my name up in light again You see that's why, I can't decipher what life I'm in I might pull a knife on your wife and slice her then dice her then It sounds so enticing' isn't it nice when I'm hype again On nights when I'm like this, no time to write this just type it in If I could get my pen to slow down, what did I write just then Man I'm about to hyperventilate, I just have hyper tension I have the type of mental state you couldn't comprehend When usually stupid of you for you to think I'm your friend I usually do what I do and suffer no consequence I offer no mercy, the controversy is once again
Uh no Here we go again I don't know When its going to end Uh whoa Where did it begin So long ago May be way back then Uh no.
My name is … some kind like … I’m … when you can’t sleep and you’re still up, I get the ball and I’m like ..you can’t get a .. You probably got strip …no reason to trip I grab like … I smile like John .. come on I’m hard .. … no loss to .. …ain’t doing it ain’t pursuing no lawsuits I ain’t suing, I know what I’m doing Give you the ball and your life is ruined I’m like Rasheed I remind me the spirit of Proof I’m happy go lucky Balling and grooving I’m on the move I’m smooth with it Give me the ball, you don’t know what to do with it Shoot it in the basket your other team needs a casket Lebron saying, don’t respond There’s no back and forth This game is little man I play aloud and walk away just to shush the crowd You trying to touch? Sit down
…homie that get ugly this is… Man I don’t think you ready I get the crowd rolled up Like a U-Haul truck just call me … Ain’t too … I live you to .. Man I love this game who the hell you called up, You need points on the paint, I’m … All my … on the bank and I’m … Yeah baby it’s true, I’m talking to you You already know what to do Just pass to me, it just so happens to be That I …so …you ain’t convinced Give it to …Prince we haven’t stayed calm since Need the ball ….
…homie that get ugly this is… Man I don’t think you ready I said we get everybody the ball … I said ahh give me the ball .. You ain’t missing it ….basketball Homie, hey yo …
My motto is live by the bottle so why is my supply low Bringing the truck mode with the high load Stay grounded but I still reach for the sky, though Ghetto idol I think but what do I know Shit I know a lot more than I should The hoot stood by me just like I thought it would Don’t act like I’m Hollywood when I probably could I don’t pally, Muhamad Ali of rap I don’t rally gag, west coast to home with a body bag the shot even mag Lost Angeles where the party at? You can catch me anywhere where there’s the party at Yeah, Andre is back so have a cardiac Started back with the black, raider started cap Gangster rap, we practically fucking started that Every day with this game I’m getting smarter at Sky’s the limit so every time I get on the track
Guns blaze when I shine, make a wish quick Let’s start on the shooting kind Front page all the time, you boys feel sick but I ain’t got no roof of mine I dream topless, I live topless Like my girl is the game with her tities out I dream topless, I live topless Sky is the limit, I’m paid to run the city now
Your skin is travelling bad have you ever existence Yours is shabby and scab while mine is blistening Vivid on my skin how many continents I visit in You could journey with me to different places by listening Shitting on them, your brother got it covered with the slug and knuckle it However you wanted I love it Our hustle’s with, the greed, the grime, my genetic code make up murderer by the zone Am I calendar time when night meets day I’m in the light drape … like a high speed chase Adrenaline like jog and then jump and rope in place Muhamad Ali hobby’s no Pillate trying to keep the ocean by me Hit a rich man’s wife see what these hose …buy me looking for but it’s nice to see the road behind me Hotel with seven stars but gets flowing, keep your lid get dog to private jet bow and topless
Guns blaze when I shine, make a wish quick Let’s start on the shooting kind Front page all the time, you boys feel sick but I ain’t got no roof of mine I dream topless, I live topless Like my girl is the game with her tities out I dream topless, I live topless Sky is the limit, I’m paid to run the city now.
They ask me am I ok. They ask me if I'm happy Are they asking me that because of the sh-t thats been thrown at me or am I just a little snappy and they genuinly care Doody, most of my life its just been me and you there and I continuosly stare at pictures of you I never got to say I love you as much as I wanted to but I do yeah I say it now and you can't hear me what the f-ck good does that do me now but somehow I know you're near me in presence or I went and drop some presents off to ease it to them two little beautiful boys of yours to try to ease their minds a little and dawg you'll never believe this but Sharonda actually talks to me now Jesus and everyone else is just tryna pick up the pieces man how you touch so many f-cking lives and just leave us they say grievance has a way of affecting everyone different if its true, how the f-ck am I supposed to get over you difficult as it sounds
Doody, thats what we call each other I don't know where it came from but it just stuck with us we was always brothers never thought about each others skin colours til one day we was walking up the block in the summer it was like 90 degrees, I was catching a sun burn tryna walk under the trees just to give me some comfort I'm moaning I just wanna get home when I look over and his shirt is off I'm like you gon fry and like "No I wont, I'm black stupid black people they got melatonin in their skin, we don't burn" meanwhile, my face is glowing and I felt like I'm on fire and the entire time you're just laughing at me and snapping at me with your shirt, bastard and I still have to get you back for that sh-t and by the way them playboy rings my mother stole from you well Nate finally got em back sh-t it must have been at least 16 years ago well I put em in your cask-owww moving past it, it still aint registered yet but you can bet you're legacy they'll never forget the motor city mo-town hip hop vet, hip hop shop, dreads it don't stop there yeah, as difficult as it sounds
and this may sound a little strange but I'mma tell it I found that jacket that you left at my wedding and I picked it up to smell it I wrapped it up in plastic until I put it in glass and hang up in the hallway so I can always look at it and as for all of me and D12 we feel like f-ck rap it feels like our General just f-cking died in our lap we shut off all our pages, all our cell numbers is changed our two-ways are in the trash so some cats will have to find a new way and I know that it feels like the dreams will die with you today but the truth is there all still here and you aint purple gang, you gotta pressing on don't ever give up the dream dog I got love for you all and Doody, it's true you bought people together who never woulda been in the same room if it wasn't for you you were the peacemaker Doody I know sometimes you were moody but you hated confrontation and truly hated the feuding but you were down for yours whenever it came to scrapping if it had to happen, it had to happen believe me, I know you're the one who taught me to throw them balls back on Dresden from making cars to paintballing getting arrested to sitting across from eachother in cells laughing and jesting they tried to hit us for 5 years for that, no question I guess them hookers and bums that we shot up didn't show up for court so we got off on a technicality, left sweating me, you and whats his face I forgot his f-cking name shame he even came to your funeral he betrayed our team and if I see him again I'ma punch him in the f-cking face and thats on Hallie Jade, Whitney Lane and Alaina's name I let the pistol bang once just to leak a shot in the air for you and pour some liquor out for you with Obie in the parking lot of 54 just before we were supposed to get in cars to come and see you once more difficult as it sounds
[Eminem] If we gotta dumb down our style and ABC it then so be it cause nowadays these kids, jeer us don’t give a shit bout lyrics all they wanna hear is a beat and thats it long as they can go to the club and get blitz pick up some chicks and get some digits and the DJ’s playing them hits oh this my jam, this my sh-t we dont know a word to a verse, all we know is the chorus cause the chorus repeats the same four words for us and the songs ginormous, the whole formula’s switched cause we don’t know anymore, what are hits is it the beat, is it the rap is it a finger snap or the same 808 clap and how do we adapt and get TRL votes when 13 year olds control the remote and Ashley’s got a brand new nose we gotta put some new em-phasis on our syllables
[Jay-Z] If the emphasis on the compact disc isn’t the beat than I’m gon feature EM and get rich and let Dre mix the shit and drive off in the Range Ro cause everywhere I go they love the bling bling flow bang bang look at the way my chain glow the ring on my fing’ cost Jermaine a lot of dough, oh the f-ck am I busting my brain for? its just the way the game go, it takes 2 to tango you call this a lame flow you bought the shit I guess you to blame too I just felt the angle no more reality flow I’m tryna time my album drop with a reality show cock the Mac 11 in front of Hot 97 and call my publicist tell her we impressed heaven no one gives a shit except for kids who just got into sex on the internet so you want the chat room or the house of Malibu Em? Your emphasis is on the wrong Syllable
[Dr Dre] They said 30′s the new 20 funny, must mean 40′s the new 30 interesting cause ever since then it’s been innocence an extension for veteran rappers that are better than half of the shit coming out right now its all trash the torch is gonna burn out before it gets passed Jay said it’s his last and 50 and Em then what? Detox drops what we got then so now our whole camps running around scrambling over what to do gambling everytime we put a record out just looking for that hook
[Eminem] Wait Dre look Shorty I love you and you love me too we were meant to be cause shorty you love me and I love you too and I promise I’ll be true to you
[50 Cent] Go shorty its your birthday you made it just in time to hear my wordplay its the kid who flip flows used to flip O’s and run G for days used to see how I get hoes I’m international, I get my dick licked round the globe I’m sick right into show, riding on lolo’s puffing on coco, my bitch in Manolo’s don’t f-ck with the dodo’s, I sling for dumb hoes I playing, I aint got time to joke, joke you f-ck around, you could get your ass smoked look, its not a game, me B, I aint playing beep behind me player, so you here anyway you don’t hear what I’m saying me fin-nini-na fee-fee-diddee-ya just give me my check and I’ll be on my way sunny bunny money and funny you aint even listening and I just took your money
There once was a time everywhere he turned shady aftermath was all ya heard but they say 50 sang too much and Em got soft and they say Dre just fell the f-ck off well f-ck the f-ck offs all y’all eat soft, be mad, we bad fresh up outta the vault, oh! new syllables eat ball, ya f-cks off’s your house, your bitch I’m getting sucked off East, south, midwest, even up north falling victim to wax, spitting, bring out the white chalk all for the gingerbread, we get it and get lost catch me if you can, I’m running while y’all walk
Shady made me for bringing it back for the history of rap it’s gone with a snap, a sneer and a clap what happened to just spittin about living in the muthaf-cking city you at in the grimiest condition, I breath in drama King Mathers and Cashme, thats freak karma I’m everything, anything, you could never be its a hitting, rhyme in the month deep I speak with a piece, no peace on my mind I repeat every evil deed done of mine no rest contest, contract to sign by blood I’m in this squad for life hear out my wind pipes and I just chime I’m the reason you guys won’t say that line I’m crazy renegade like Em and Jay-z I’m Rosemary’s baby
[Eminem] Shorty I love you and you love me too we were meant to be cause shorty you love me and I love you too and I promise I’ll be true to you
It is not about lyrics anymore, It is not about lyrics anymore its about a hot beat, a hot beat its about a hot beat, a hot beat a hot hot hot beat and a catchy hook a hot hot hot beat and a catchy hook nobody gives a damn about them syllables, sillyle-ables, whatever they are I don’t care if you gotta rhyme smo, joe, toe and glow now get out there and sell some God-damn records
[Eminem - Verse 1] This was a beat with no words at first, it’s a blank painting Exercising the mind, it’s brain strength training Starts off something like shady’s an insane maniac Yeah slim shady thats a zany name aint it Now all you needs an image to go with the name, baby Wife beaters and white t-shirts Hanes mainly, its a long shot but is it possible Theres a lane maybe, If not, he’s gonna have to come and change the whole game mainly He wants the fame so bad he can taste it He can see his name up in lights Women screaming his f-cking name feinting Shady did it, he sold out the whole stadium Joe smo made it, he took his plain jane lady And his baby Hailey out the trailer But he aint trailing anymore he’s ahead of the race While maintaining his innocence Little does he know his train is derailing And he’s about to be raped by this game
[Chorus]
[Eminem - Verse 2] You’re operating on all cylinders
Syllables spit like dillingers Spilling your guts People are feeling your mic skills But these haters are ice grillin’ ya Willing to sacrifice anything for the life thye might steal from ya Fake friends will kill for ya, die for ya But you can’t decipher why for the life of ya It wasn’t like this when you were cyphering Argue with your ife again She found vicodin in your pants last night again Your disputes public Nothings private anymore When your best friends say bye bye to him What kind of apple you take a bite of slim (but this is what you wanted Marshall aint it) F-ck no, the way that it turned out Was nothing like the picture that I painted in my head Sometimes a dream I make is more fun than to actually make it The game stripped me naked It robbed me of ever having another real relation-ship With another girl, this World is a f-cking trip As I slip in another world Proceed, take another hit Sniff til I f-cking url Tell em all to f-cking sit and spin til they f-cking twirl Middle finger up again Relapsing back in this game, oh well, f-ck it then
(spoken) Man, this holiday season was crazy. I didn't know what to get nobody. I went all over the place, just lookin' for gifts. then i went to another place. then I had to go from that place to get back to the first place, cuz i got kinda lost. then i just got everybody what i always get 'em. Gift cards. Easy peasy lemon squeezy. then i ate too much Yo it's here, that time of year, when the world is sincere Whisper yer list in Santa's ear as you pull on his beard He says he'll make it so then he goes ho ho ho But my whole family knows that I'm the one with the dough So now I'm back at the mall so I can shop for them all next year I swear I'm gonna have this all done by the fall
You gotta start early son cus if you fail to plan, you plan to fail you know what I'm sayin'?
I never knew my dad but if I had I woulda got him a tie no that's a lie If could I woulda got him a suit of the rack or some whack khaki slacks Or some tools for that fool so he could fix up his pool I could get him cologne that's inexpensive and stinky Or a zerconium ring that he could wear on his pinky Or perhaps a weed whacker for his unkempt lawn Man, talking bout these dad gifts is making me yawn lets move on
(CHORUS) I don't know why shopping is so hard What do you buy for a bodyguard
I guess Santa Claus never got my letter, Cus all I got was a reindeer sweater.
Huh Huh. Dads always be getting the short end a the stick you know what I'm saying.
I got dozens a cousins and friendemies on my list, theres always someone I miss I'm always Rapping bout gifts I guess that why they call it gift rappin'
[Eminem - Verse 1] This was a beat with no words at first, it’s a blank painting Exercising my mind, it’s brain strength training Starts off with the pain Going to lengths explaining Myself to myself, but I ain’t great at delaying The temptation and lust, the sensation’s a must A combination of rush and not giving a !! So I’m giving up Back to cabinet, a couple pills Take enough to chill and just feel like nothing’s real But satisfy my appetite, I feel like nothing will So I take a couple more, why the !! not? I up the thrill Wearing nothing but a bathrobe, got my wallet and that’s it Now I’m driving a back road, you could call it a bad trip Act cool but I‘m nervous under the surface, swerving in both lanes Is this !! worth it? This life is my cocaine
Eminem feat. Rihanna - Love The Way You Lie (en español)
[Rihanna] Solo voy a quedarme ahí y verme quemar Pero está bien, porque me gusta como duele Solo voy a quedarme ahí y escucharme llorar Pero está bien, porque amo como mientes, amo como mientes Amo como mientes
[Eminem] No puedo decirte lo que es realmente Solo puedo decirte que se siente Y ahora mismo sigue siendo de noche en mi tráquea No puedo respirar, pero sigo peleando contra lo que no puedo Mientras lo equivocado se sienta bien, es como si estuviera volando Mas arriba que la ley, borracho de mi odio, Es como si estuviese inhalando pintura y más me encanta, más sufro, Me sofoco Y justo antes de ahogarme, ella me resucita Ella me odia, y me encanta. ¡Espera! ¿Qué estás haciendo? Te estoy dejando No, no lo harás. Vuelve, estamos volviendo. Aquí vamos otra vez Es tan enfermizo porque cuando está yendo bien, está yendo genial Soy Superman con el viento en su espalda Ella es Louis Lane, pero cuando está yendo mal es horrible, me siento tan avergonzado y quiebro Quien es este tipo? Ni siquiera conozco su nombre Puse mis manos en él, nunca caeré tan bajo otra vez Supongo que no conozco mi propia fuerza
[Chrous] Solo voy a quedarme ahí y verme quemar Pero está bien, porque me gusta como duele Solo voy a quedarme ahí y escucharme llorar Pero está bien, porque amo como mientes, amo como mientes Amo como mientes
[Eminem] Alguna vez amaste a alguien tanto que apenas puedes respirar Cuando estas con él Lo conoces y ninguno de los dos sabe que los golpeo Tienes ese sentimiento raro y caliente Si, solías sentir esos escalofríos Ahora te esta enfermando mirarlo Juraste que nunca lo golpearías; nunca harías nada por lastimarlo Ahora están cara a cara tirando veneno en sus palabras cuando las escupen Se empujan, se tiran del cabello, se rasguñan y se golpean Tíralo al piso, clávalo Tan perdido en los momentos cuando estás en ellos Es una carrera y ese es el culpable que controla tu bote Así que dicen que lo mejor es que cada uno siga su camino Supongo que no te conocen porque eso fue ayer Ayer ha terminado; es un día diferente Suena como canciones rotas sonando otra vez, pero se lo prometiste La próxima vez que te resistas No tendrás otra oportunidad La vida no es un juego de Nintendo Pero mentiste otra vez Ahora te toca mirarla salir por la ventana Supongo que por eso la llaman ventana del dolor*
[Chorus] Solo voy a quedarme ahí y verme quemar Pero está bien, porque me gusta como duele Solo voy a quedarme ahí y escucharme llorar Pero está bien, porque amo como mientes, amo como mientes Amo como mientes
[Eminem] Ahora sé que dijimos cosas, hicimos cosas que no queríamos Y volvimos a caer en los mismos patrones, misma rutina Pero tu humor es tan malo como el mío Eres lo mismo que yo Pero cuando se refiere al amor, eres igual de ciega Nena, por favor vuelve No eras vos, nena era yo Quizás nuestra relación no era tan enfermiza como parecía Quizás eso es lo que pasa cuando un tornado encuentra un volcán Todo lo que sé es que te amo demasiado para irme Ven adentro, levanta tus maletas de la vereda No escuchas sinceridad en mi voz cuando hablo? Te dije que esto es mi culpa Mírame a los ojos La próxima vez que me enoje, mi puño ira contra la pared de yeso La próxima vez, no habrá próxima vez Me disculpo a pesar de que se que son mentiras Estoy cansado de los juegos, solo la quiero de vuelta Se que soy un mentiroso Si ella vuelve a intentar dejarme La voy a atar a la cama y prenderé esta casa fuego
[Chorus] Solo voy a quedarme ahí y verme quemar Pero está bien, porque me gusta como duele Solo voy a quedarme ahí y escucharme llorar Pero está bien, porque amo como mientes, amo como mientes Amo como mientes
[Chorus] Im about to lose my mind you’ve been gone for so long I’m running out of time I need a doctor call me a doctor I need a doctor, doctor to bring me back to life
[Eminem] I told the World one day I would pay it back say it on tape, and lay it, record it so that one day I could play it back but I don’t even know if I would leave it when I’m saying that ya’ll start to creep in, everyday its so grey and black hope I just need a ray of that cause no one see’s my vision when I play it for em they just say its wack thye don’t know what dope is and I don’t know if I was awake or asleep when I wrote this, all I know is you came to me when I was at my lowest you picked me up, breeding life in me I owe my life to you before the life of me, I dont see why you dont see like I do but it just dawned on me you lost a son see this light in you, it’s dark. let me turn on the lights and brigthen me and lighten you I dont think you realise what you mean to me not the slightest clue cause me and you were like a crew I was like your sidekick you gon either wanna fight me when I get off this f-cking mic or you gon hug me but I’m not an option, theres nothing else I can do cause…
[Chorus] Im about to lose my mind you’ve been gone for so long I’m running out of time I need a doctor call me a doctor I need a doctor, doctor to bring me back to life
[Eminem] It hurts when I see you struggle you come to me with ideas
[Chorus] Im about to lose my mind you’ve been gone for so long I’m running out of time I need a doctor call me a doctor I need a doctor, doctor to bring me back to life
[Dr Dre] Ride to the death but where the f-ck are they now When I need them I dont see none of them all I see is Slim f-ck all you fair-weather friends all I need is him
[Chorus] Oh, all around the World, theres an echo as he takes a bow And they all know all the girls, the boys they chase the noise through the highs and through the lows they will follow the echo, echo, echo, echo they will follow the echo, echo, echo, echo
[Royce] Classical palms battle my own demons I need a glass of Patron bad as I need a horn stabbing my clavicle bone Im at it or prone first time I seen a dessert eagle I was letting the 44 buss the 44 pop first time you seen one, you was eating coco puffs looking at Robocop I’m not a man, I’m a logo, I’m sustain in order to clean my things you need saline Im never refering to the solution I’m talking about more like the mustang vroom get respect from the get-go, hello set to the echo, pyscho pen got a mind of its own, gotta write my rhymes with a timer otherwise I’ll probably vibe out to a nine minute song as the echo follows the Maserati as the petrol swallows, Im a thousand bodies away from a skeleton check your bible inside it, it will say this guys an elephant I’m fly like I’m, killing the scene like I’m a villain with wings I’ll sleep when I’m 6 feet deep, right now I’m living a dream though we may be reckless the ladies check us they whisper Shady records baby echo
[Chorus] Oh, all around the World, theres an echo as he takes a bow And they all know all the girls, the boys they chase the noise through the highs and through the lows they will follow the echo, echo, echo, echo they will follow the echo, echo, echo, echo
[Eminem] I can hear them calling, calling, calling, calling, calling I eat rappers with the rhyme, consume ‘em the only f-cking thing that you consume is time Im super human, my world is like a Rubiks cube its too complex girl, you assuming, cupids looming my mentality’s caveman stupid woman my life is Truman show, all I have is music hoe I stopped chasing every chick under the sun many moons ago so pretend my dick is a balloon and blow cause you better put a fork in it if you think I’mma lay here just spooning yo oh you think you the shit ’cause I just said you was beautiful diabolical, till the last molecule, down to my last hair folicle and cuticle rhyming to the call, to the (?) all the way down to my sock and the hair on my toe learn how to sew, so shut my own booty hole cause I aint took no sh-t since I looked down to my nuts and saw my first pubic grow I told these stupid hoes when I come back I’mma set this bitch on fire and this time I mean Imma pour gasoline on some chick and light her cause this time muthaf-ckers I’m put my whole God-damn dick inside her I aint even put my tip in that hoe yet Ima go get TIP and try to rip it wider
[Chorus] Oh, all around the World, theres an echo as he takes a bow And they all know all the girls, the boys they chase the noise through the highs and through the lows they will follow the echo, echo, echo, echo they will follow the echo, echo, echo, echo
[T.I] Now I don’t really feel what you call me just as long as you dont call me rude I bet they knew as soon as they saw me goodnight its over with thats all she wrote streets as cold as Chicago aint nothing knew I’ve seen it all before but still I ball like no tomorrow goodnight it’s over with thats all she wrote all she wrote all she wrote
I said it’s over with thats all she wrote all she wrote all she wrote all she wrote Goodnight its over with
[T.I Verse 1] (?) like they hate me for it Eventually see they cant beat than with me they join others sworn under oath, banished completely left me scorn you tell lies, get caught, n-gga kick rocks you never did blend in with the big shots its on the fast track, aint no need for the pit stops i just laugh at, n-gga wishing it was this hot guess they mad at me huh, really pissed off better that than pissed on I’m the Jetsons you the flintstones catch me in the end zone high stepping prime time what you nigga been on aint no blocking my shine like my new air Yeezys you can see me in the night you wanna hate, have a nice time like gettin stupid paper, my dough aint it its right mind mind mind
[Chorus] Now I don’t really feel what you call me just as long as you dont call me rude I bet they knew as soon as they saw me goodnight its over with thats all she wrote streets as cold as Chicago aint nothing knew I’ve seen it all before but still I ball like no tomorrow goodnight it’s over with thats all she wrote all she wrote all she wrote
I said it’s over with thats all she wrote all she wrote all she wrote all she wrote Goodnight its over with
[Eminem] (?) never let these traits trick you mighty ambiguous of you to think I love slut sh-t dig you a hole, take a shovell and dig you some dignity bitch shit you talk about some adivce that sticks with you if i should listen to anyone telling me to stick to my guns (?)its you but f-ck em TIP, its cool its chilling like f-cking feeling like a penguin in this igloo eating fartsickles I’d rather slip and fall in sh-t than fall in love with you
[Royce Da 5' 9"] Yeah, Bad and Evil is (BACK) we bout to get into a tail of gunner that details the dungeon this is the pale moon illuminates the hail and thundering oh once again where I fail from blundering Shady lifted his wing than I fell from under it now I’m freefallin’ my career is gone and the weed callin’ regardless of who’s fault I was b-ballin’ God bubble wrapped me and dropped me on top of the Earth Marshall double backed and got me from on top of the Hearse I’m alive n-gga, Justin T ain’t got nothing on me cause I done cried Mary J Blige rivers I realised that God’s with us as soon as I decided to put that bottle down and pick up my tie bridges the writings on the wall since n-ggas seen me at the baseball game with Shady and Jay-Z suddenly everybody calls “like I’m just checking on you dog” while I throw up this message on the star
[Chorus] when them bottles stop poppin’ and them dollars start stopping do what you did to get it and dont stop (dont stop) I made a promise to my momma I’mma out live her How can I be a quitter when haters dont stop (dont stop)
I’m living proof n-gga its pretty safe to say God giveth and God taketh away its the Worldwide American way I’m living proof n-gga
[Eminem] Your body language is sayin’ your confidence is gone well pick ya ass up lil homie, come on you just gone sit there and take it or make em suck it tell em where to shove it straight up (?) f-ck it, the last time the light kicked me in the ass I pulled down it’s pants and put a foot up its ass man what a catastrophy it’d be for me to be a bitch ass p-ssy and not open a can of whoop ass did ya piss ass whoop me will be the day I say I aint poop shit, the day that I dont straight shoot
I’ll drop out of my anti-women hate group say I’m a sissy faggot, record it play it back and put it on straight loop you haters look like you ate a grape fruit you see me climbing back on that wagon got my swagga back I was dragging, hop back on it grab the reigns on that bastard and came back on em without remorse man man of course I’m a one trick pony cause I’ll be screaming on these horns till I’m hoarse!
[Chorus]
[Royce Da 5' 9"] Nah I aint fading yet I’d rather stay and rap I mighta made a deck I find excitement in wondering what I’ma write next so I dont stay in debt me broke you might aswell cut the embryo out my momma and play catch with the baby with AK’s with baby bayonet’s I’ma get rich or I’mma die trying thats why its either kill or be killed so call me suicide homocide Ryan
[Eminem] Theres a bomb inside my head I’ma live wire, I am on the edge teetering on it like I tore the iron mike get on a nut like a tyre iron I have no desire stopping so why would I drop and roll thats how much Im flying higher(?) rappers are fun and I’m the time cause I’m just flying by ‘em man I’m laughing at ‘em the entire time, why am I up? cause tribulations I have triumphed bitch I’m fired up so it’s time for me to slit your f-cking lighter, light the sky up
Rihanna - Love The Way You Lie (Part 2) (ft. Eminem)
[Rihanna] On the first page of our story the future seemed so bright then this thing turned out so evil I don't know why I'm still surprised even angels have their wicked schemes and you take that to new extremes but you'll always be my hero even though you've lost your mind
[Chorus] Just gonna stand there and watch me burn but that's all right because I like the way it hurts just gonna stand there and hear me cry but that's all right because I love the way you lie I love the way you lie Ohhh, I love the way you lie
[Rihanna] Now there's gravel in our voices glass is shattered from the fight in this tug of war, you'll always win even when I'm right 'cause you feed me fables from your hand with violent words and empty threats and it's sick that all these battles are what keeps me satisfied
[Chorus]
[Rihanna] So maybe I'm a masochist I try to run but I don't wanna ever leave til the walls are goin' up in smoke with all our memories
[Eminem] This morning, you wake, a sunray hits your face smeared makeup as we lay in the wake of destruction hush baby, speak softly, tell me I'll be sorry that you pushed me into the coffee table last night so I can push you off me try and touch me so I can scream at you not to touch me run out the room and I'll follow you like a lost puppy baby, without you, I'm nothing, I'm so lost, hug me then tell me how ugly I am, but that you'll always love me then after that, shove me, in the aftermath of the destructive path that we're on, two psychopaths but we know that no matter how many knives we put in each other's backs that we'll have each other's backs, 'cause we're that lucky together, we move mountains, let's not make mountains out of molehills, you hit me twice, yeah, but who's countin'? I may have hit you three times, I'm startin' to lose count but together, we'll live forever, we found the youth fountain our love is crazy, we're nuts, but I refused counsellin' this house is too huge, if you move out I'll burn all two thousand square feet of it to the ground, ain't shit you can do about it with you I'm in my f-ckin' mind, without you, I'm out it
…the relationship, ships sink you know it’s love as soon as you fall in it cause sh-t stinks and it feels like every time I f-cking do I get jinxed cupid must have put a curse on me 6 weeks went by and we only spoke twice I’m sitting in your driveway calling you from the car suffice I think its safe to say your not at home I’m calling your cell phone, you answer but I can tell though you’re not alone how was I to know, it should have been time to go a long time ago I kept holding on its comical when I think back now I couldn’t get the hint you feel the draft…
I am not Jasmine, I’m Aladdin So far ahead, these bums is laggin’ See me in that new thing, bums is gaggin’ I’m startin’ to feel like a dungeon dragon Raah, raah, like a dungeon dragon I’m startin’ to feel like a dungeon dragon Look at my show footage, how these girls be spazzin’ So fuck I look like gettin’ back to a has-been? Yeah, I said it, has-been Hang it up, flatscreen (Haha) Plasma Hey Nicki, hey Nicki, asthma I got the pumps, it ain’t got medicine I got bars, Xenocin I’m a bad bitch, I’m a cunt And I’ll kick that hoe, punt Forced trauma, blunt You play the back, bitch, I’m in the front You need a job, this ain’t cuttin’ it Nicki Minaj is who you ain’t fuckin’ with You li’l brag a lot, I beat you with a pad-a-lock I am a movie, camera block You outta work, I know it’s tough But enough is enough
Raah, raah, like a dungeon dragon Raah, raah, raah, like a dungeon dragon Raah, raah, raah, like a dungeon dragon Like a dungeon dragon, like a dungeon dragon
Raah, raah, raah, like a dungeon dragon Raah, raah, raah, like a dungeon dragon Raah, raah, raah, like a dungeon dragon Like a dungeon dragon, like a dungeon dragon
(Eminem)
I ain’t into S&M, but my whip’s off the chain A little drop of candy paint drips off the frame Twisted-ass mind, got a pretzel for a brain An eraser for a head, fuckin’ pencil for a frame You don’t like it then peel off, bitch Every last woman on Earth I’ll kill off, and I still wouldn’t fuck you, slut So wipe the smile on your grill off, I swear to God I’ll piss a Happy Meal off Get the wheels turnin’, spin, and wheel off Snap the axel in half, bust the tie-rod Quit hollerin’ “Why, God?” He ain’t got shit to do with it Bygones’ll never be bygones, so won’t be finished swallowin’ my wad I ain’t finished blowin’ it, nice bra Hope it’ll fit a tough titty, bitch Life’s hard, I swear to God, life is a dumb blonde white broad With fake tits and a bad dye job Who just spit in my fuckin’ face and called me a fuckin’ tightwad So finally I broke down and bought her an iPod And caught her stealin’ my music, so I tied her arms and legs to the bed
Set up the camera and pissed twice on her Look, two pees and a tripod! The moral to the story is, life’s treatin’ you like dry sod? Kick it back in its face, my God It’s Shady and Nicki Minaj, you might find the sight quite odd But don’t ask why, bitch (Ask why not)
The wo-world is my punchin’ bag and If I’m garbage, you’re a bunch of maggots Make that face, go on, scrunch it up at me Show me the target so I can lunge and attack it
Like a, raah, raah, like a dungeon dragon You fell off, off, they musta bumped your wagon You musta went off the back, I’m ’bout to go off the deep end I told you to stay in your lane, you just choked in traffic
(Nicki Minaj)
(I-I-I-I-Is) Is this the thanks that I get for puttin’ you bitches on? Is it my fault that all of you bitches gone? Shoulda sent a thank-you note, you little ho Now I’ma wrap your coffin with a bow (Ni-ni-ni) “Nicki, she’s just mad ’cause you took the spot” Word, that bitch mad ’cause I took the spot? Well, bitch, if you ain’t shittin’, then get off the pot Got some ***** out in Brooklyn that’ll off your top I-I-I-I hear them mumblin’, I hear the cacklin’ I got ‘em scared, shook, panickin’ Overseas, church, Vatican You at a stand, still, mannequin You wanna sleep on me? Overnight? I’m the motherfuckin’ boss, overwrite And when I pull up, vroom, motorbike Now all my ***** gettin’ bucked, overbite I see them dusty-ass Filas, Levi’s Raggedy-ass, holes in your knee-highs I call the play, now do you see why? These bitches callin’ me Manning, Eli (Manning, Eli!) Ma, ma-ma-ma-ma, Manning, Eli These bitches callin’ me (Manning, Eli)
(Eminem)
A-a-a-a-all you li’l faggots can suck it No home, but I’ma stick it to ‘em like refrigerator magnets And I’m crooked enough to make straitjackets bend Yeah, look who’s back again, bitch, keep actin’ as if You have the same passion that I have Yeah, right, still hungry, my ass You assdicks had gastric bypass Ain’t hot enough to set fire to dry grass And ’bout as violent as hair on eyelids (Eyelash!) Go take a flyin’ leap of faith off a fuckin’ balcony ‘Fore I shove a falcon wing up your fly ass You know what time it is, so why ask? When Shady and Nicki’s worlds class It’s (high class) meets (white trash)
Raah, raah, like a dungeon dragon Raah, raah, raah, like a dungeon dragon Raah, raah, raah, like a dungeon dragon Like a dungeon dragon, like a dungeon dragon
Raah, raah, raah, like a dungeon dragon Raah, raah, raah, like a dungeon dragon Raah, raah, raah, like a dungeon dragon Like a dungeon dragon, like a dungeon dragon
Grown men! Grown men! Stop it, stop it! You’ve gone mad, mad, I tell you, mad! You and this boy Slim Shady! What’s goin’ on? They’ll lock you away! They’ll put you in a jail cell! I promise! Take your mother’s warning, Roman Pleaaaaaaase Back to bed! Run along! Let’s go! Come on! Wash your mouth out with soap, boys (Boys, boys, boys, boys, boys, boys…)
